Boy: Hi Miss, ihi ka ba?

strawberryclaire:

Girl: Hindi. Putanginang tanga mo, tao ako tanga. Hindi ba halata?Kakausapin mo ba ako kung ihi ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sa’yo eh.

Boy: Ahh. Ganun ba? Ano nalang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?

Girl: Eh alam ko na yan eh. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo ay, “Match tayo.”

Boy: Tanga amputa. Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala kang posporong nagsasalita? Putanginang tanga amputa. Kaya walang nanliligaw sa’yo eh.

hahahah! dami kong tawa dito!!

(via artsandquotesonpics)

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